WHEE! Problem Solved. Now I shall burst into an Arrogant Worms song:
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But Malcolm has his own way and it's better than them all
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
and he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
and he never has the same problem
And he goes VRRRRRMMM VRRRRRMMM
Problem solved.
Yesssss! I love the arrogant worms. I will now while away several hour in YouTube. Thanks a lot!
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet you had a bunch of fun on YouTube!
ReplyDeleteI have bought five CDs in my life, two of them are Arrogant Worms albums. Bless the high school English teacher that introduced me to the group!